I saw an actor play Abraham Lincoln one time- AND HE WASN’T ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!

Wow. They really should travel back in time and try to change that.

And Jennifer Lawrence’s character is actually dead.

Um...why?

The Seven Ups without a doubt contains one of the three or four greatest car chases in movie history, and I knew full fucking well you guys were going to have no idea the movie even exists- the chase was even designed by Bill Hickman, the same guy who did the chase scenes for Bullitt and The French Connection. I’ve…

The Blair Witch Project is scary if you’re really terrified by unlikeable college kids bitching at each other in the woods.

I’ll bet his bank account is thrilled beyond belief.

I thought people watched because they dress Barrymore like a mom who lost her kids at JC Penney in 1992, if not 1983. It’s a nostalgia thing.

I thought it was WAY cringey at the time, and I was looking to love it because much of it was shot on my block in NYC. I walked out of the theater long before it was over.

Read what I wrote earlier.

A couple of my film-production buddies have worked with him several times. They say he’s a very sweet person with a whole lot of power. He is not shitty with people, and is focused on making the best movie he can make. He works. He’s amiable and likes to laugh, but he’s not screwing around. He’s a decent human being…

I could learn to live with it.

I almost certainly have not seen it in over 30 years.

You would have to have written for a film or TV studio (I have, several times) to recognize just how un-fulfilling it usually is. Half the time you’re forced to write demoralizing crap. You can get lucky, of course, but somebody wrote every bit of the garbage you see when you’re channel surfing, and they very often…

Um...that song is not called “Like a Bridge Over Troubled Waters.”

Gosh. I hope she survives!

Wouldn’t it be a great article if Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt performed the same sort of public review of Gwyneth Paltrow??!

Was there no way for you guys to turn this into a story about “Succession?!”

Yeah. Woody’s an “anarchist” with a lawyer, a publicist, a manager, a personal chef, a money investor, and God knows what else. Not to mention an estimated net worth of $70-million. Tear down the walls, brother!!!

Gosh. I hope he’ll be able to sleep on his pile of money.