There’s been one movie where Cate Blanchett played a recognizable version of him for a portion of it running time. Where have you been seeing these multiple characterizations??!

They’d have to put out a casting call for prostitutes with wooden legs and one-eyed Filipino midgets who know how to shoot pool.

Bingo. But get ready for the responses.

He’s almost unlistenable NOW, but there were about three decades where he was not anything like a “shit singer,” unless you’re comparing what he does to...you know...Freddy Mercury or somebody like that. And now you’ll say he’s always sounded like a dying cow, and I won’t be responding because it just takes too damn…

If only “experts”  had written the song with Alan Menken! It would have saved children from the horror it’s so obviously been spreading since it was originally recorded.

Exactly. 100%. It’s just like disproving a conspiracy theory only to have people who actually believe the idiotic theory think it being disproved is just another step in the conspiracy. You can’t win with these fucking morons. Believe me- I know. I grew up in Alabama.

There’s something fishy about this.

I bet one of us is right, although I have no idea which one.

A Marx brothers stage performance was interrupted by the announcement that Woodrow Wilson had died, and Groucho responded, “How can they tell?”

Yeah, Shields’ sexualized child as a response to feminism is flimsy at best. I was around back then, and TV was LOADED with “jiggle” shows- hyper-sexualized, dumbed-down women bouncing around like they’re just a bunch of ninnies. It was all over the place, and this was when feminism was front and center. 

I haven’t started wondering that yet. Actually, I haven’t started wondering about this at all.

He didn’t mention the REALLY good old-fashioned hook up- getting blown by a hooker in parked car.

Yes. Why are you summarizing the article?

They would have had to audition nipples.

And the majority of his films.

Apparently, they also aren’t good at taking a dump. They haven’t shown that, either...unless I went to the refrigerator at the wrong time and missed it.

I get the reference. I also imagine she burned the garlic.

Me too, but I chartered a helicopter to take me out to the truck.

If she had to rely on Google to tell her the difference between onions and garlic, she should be six years old. Don’t they have onions and garlic on helicopters??

Finally, they’ll be able to erase the memory of the one made by those no-talents Alfred Hitchcock and Jimmy Stewart!