I’m shocked. Usually, generic biopics are so good.

It’s not a fucking sitcom on NBC, and his theatrical movie career is hardly over.

After all, it’s just a small step to little plastic women.

Gee, I hope it’s really cutesy and all the images are perfectly balanced. That would be different.

You get espresso with the continental. 

I’m older than most of the people who post here. My mom read about a new show called “Sesame Street” when I was six years old, and I clearly remember her sitting me down in front of the TV to watch the very first episode. Bob was always a personal favorite, but I enjoyed the whole damn thing. There was a kind-hearted…

Maybe we could watch it and find out?

Yes, it’s unfortunat he wasnt given a chance to fuck the whole thing up.

Everybody in America knew the names of the characters in “Star Wars” a month after it was released. Just sayin’.

Actually, the only reason we’re now talking about it not having an impact is because the next installment is coming out. We weren’t talking about it before that, not for a long, long time. Because it had so little impact.

Well. This is shocking. (As an aside, I’d love to know the carbon footprint generated when he makes these $300-million movies about saving the planet.)

A half-naked Beyonce riding a see-through horse?

“The Color Purple” seems like somebody from Epcot shot it, like it’s a glossy, high-tech ride designed to convey poverty.

Some of them did back then, too!

I don’t have a guitar. Does that mean they’re obsolete?

If shower curtain rings are now “obsolete,” what newfangled technology are people using to hang shower curtains?? Crypto??

Name those unsurprising movies for us.

Hundreds of actors go to wide open casting sessions every single day in both L.A. and New York. I know a bunch of them. Even the concept of “getting your foot in the door” is not the same as a lot of people think it is, if they’re not around it all the time. It’s not like they watch three auditions and pick somebody.

I honestly think she’s right. The world will not be tearing down the door to see Johnny Depp’s daughter, and producers are not going to base tens of millions of dollars on the hope that they will. It got her in the door, and that’s likely about it. And look at her. If they’re casting on looks, which is quite often the…

I saw it in a theater when it was first released. He’s so corrupt he’s like a masturbating cartoon character. The whole movie is ridiculous. The only time I’ve ever thought about it again is when somebody else mentions it. Which isn’t very often.