Maybe punch him later? That would be stupid and childish, too, given that Will Smith is theoretically a damn grown-up. But if that’s what he needed to do because he’s a powerful person and is used to doing whatever the fuck he wants to do, PUNCH HIS ASS LATER. Hundreds of millions of people have now seen him assault a…

Punch him later, dude!

Landau had the more difficult role.

If any of you get the chance to watch a funky, offbeat little comedy called “Slither” that Caan was in shortly after hitting the big-time with “The Godfather,” do yourself a favor. It falls apart after a while, but it’s often laugh-out-loud funny in a Coen Brothers-esque manner...long before the Coens had made a movie!…

Meryl Streep.

HOW WEIRD IS IT?!

It would be a hell of a lot easier to explain not inviting him than having to explain not inviting her!

It would be a hell of a lot easier to explain not inviting him than having to explain not inviting her!

I was a little kid and hated riding a school bus in the dark.

Maybe the “idiots” are doing this because professional writers are supposed to be able to write properly, and it’s frustrating to see a site that you used to enjoy fall apart due to a lack of professionalism. That’s just my wild guess.

Man, that first sentence in the article is a mess.

If Kanye were to go after somebody with a knife, he’d have to do it in a stadium with an invite-only audience, after spending eight months designing and marketing the knife.

“Look Dad! No talent!”

At least we all agree on how to define “pants.” I think.

Yep.

I wish I could stand watching Ben Affleck try to act.

I totally agree with you. Pacino holds that first movie together, not Brando, and I don’t buy Brando’s makeup at all. I just accept it because that’s what Marlon Brando looks like in “The Godfather.” He seems like he has pasta in his mouth in every scene.

100%. If they hire writers who confuse an Academy Award-winning actor who had a varied, fifty-year career with a guy who co-starred in one of the stupidest comedies in TV history - one that gets repeated every single day on stations across the country - why the fuck should I bother reading the articles? Everyone…

I fully agree with what you’re saying about the site’s writers. Some of the writing is jaw-dropping in its obvious lack of knowledge about the topics being covered, to the point that I’m slowly drifting away from AV Club. I also agree that Borgnine was a fine actor who could have played the role. Of course he could…

This might carry more weight if I could figure out what the hell Kanye is saying.