Isn’t it obvious? The children give her some measure of protection from incoming bullets. Then, once she gets into position, she throws one kid at the shooter and then returns fire, keeping the other kid in reserve in case she has to move to another position.

*To protect us all from the terrorists who are all going to be descending upon us all in droves. Because the government made massive cuts to our military and law enforcement spending, citizens must form their own militia to defend these Beautiful United States. Because the rest of us are self center and too PC. *Duh

First sign of trouble, she will drop those babies to the hard, cement ground, swing her giant gun around, and begin randomly shooting at whatever moves. Because thems is her rights and such.

Uh, to stop the government. Now, don’t you feel silly?

Odd that you ask that, because I just thought, ‘Huh, if I wear an assault weapon diagonally across my back maybe it will make me look taller.’ So, as to what purpose that gun serves, I’m going to wild guess fashion accessory?

She has zero tactical awareness or advantage with her rifle slung like that while carrying a child. The only thing she has accomplished is make herself vulnerable to someone to steal her weapon. More proof that 99.9% of AR-cultists have zero business owning this rifle.

Look how tough I am?

#DontTreadOnMyRightToBeAFuckingIdiotFoxNews

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GO GET HIM OBAMA

FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM.

Please keep in mind that Omar Mateen has been on FBI radars since 2013 for possible connections to ISIS terrorist activity: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

Wasn’t this a TV movie with Neil Patrick Harris playing Bat Boy?

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.