All I want for Christmas is the latter.

America’s team my ass.

Starring Johnny Depp as Dak Prescott.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

I mean, maybe not on behalf of the Cowboys, but he certainly is helping with my enjoyment of the NFL. I’m all for him screwing up his team in anyway possible.

The best one is Dixie State University...

The Trump SoHo bears the president elect’s name, but he doesn’t have any stake in the hotel.

From Reddit user nascentia

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces but.... pictures like this suck. As a recovering coke/meth addict I have a really hard time with drug imagery. So yes, I’m triggered! In the true sense of the word!! I mean you guys do you, but it’s hard for someone like me. I can choose not to watch certain movies but I’d…

He probably thought you were just fishing for information.

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

Wait, hold up, lets back track here...

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

Wow Billy! How’d you get all those presents this year?

It’s like some kind of punishment from Zeus. “For thou’s forgetting of the name of the department thou wished to banish, thou shall henceforth be punished to fly into the Sun on a daily basis. I mean, be head of the Department of Energy.”

+1 ball gag

Waverly and Blair were tied at 50 with seconds remaining

Pointing out that the Emperor Has No Clothes is a legitimate opposition tactic. Doing it daily as the sole method of your criticism, like Maddow and Olbermann, is what reduces its effectiveness.

On the “not knowing it’s real” front, a few years ago Trump “bought out the WWE” in storyline. Not knowing it was just an angle, Wall Street panicked and WWE’s stock tanked, forcing the company to abandon the Trump storyline immediately.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.