Condolences are OK. It’s those thoughts and prayers you’ve got to be careful with. I posted on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital with terminal cancer. So many thoughts and prayers came his way that he hulked out and destroyed half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down.

Just when they thought their year couldn’t get any worse. Go Army.

If it’s a public offering of condolences, it certainly reeks of “look at me, I’m sensitive!”

I agree, but imagine if they DIDN’T tweet anything about it - people would be on them like wildfire. Not that I think they should be, but you know they would - “Twins don’t care that this guy died!” etc. etc.

I was with you until ‘Fuck Seinfeld’. Sorry: it’s a great show.

Anthony Jeselnik covers this, though this rant deals more with tragedies à la mass shootings rather than an individual’s death, but the sentiment is the same.

Thank you! Nothing ranks higher on the look at me pole.

Agreed, in the same boat imo are the people that come on here and talk about how they’re trying to “cope” with the loss of someone they never knew or “fuck 2016" or some other vapid bullshit.

Not too soon. Just not that funny.

He may be awarding positions to the highest bidder. Literally. Thus, Giulani isn’t rich enough.

+1 ghoul for you

If you’re 20 years of age and dating someone and you find yourself in a yelling argument with them, the relationship is over. Walk away and delete them from your contacts. Like that minute.
You’re fucking 20. Find someone else.
Certainly don’t hit them or throw them down some fucking stairs (????).
No kids and not living…

Ever take a school ID pic where they asked you to turn your face?

That picture...I’m a free man and haven’t smile like that in a while.

Look at the asshole... Smiling bigly.

Someone who knows he’ll have expensive representation provided to him for free.

“Okay, who thinks it should be Donald Trump of the Year?”
<louder applause>
“Who would like me to go over to their house, have sex with their mother and then take a shit on the floor there?”
<loudest applause>
I’m guessing this probably doesn’t qualify as a scientific study.

“OK, now who wants it to be the white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Man of the year?”

Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.