brett

5/12/21

Question: how long in your estimation before the city comes back at you with another “clear the property of derelict vehicles” order?

5/12/21

We really need a David Tracy and Bradley Brownell crossover event. Y’all are both gluttons for punishment.

4/28/21

Is it because people aren’t belonging to churches as much, so they need to find some other religion to believe in?

4/16/21

Besides, EVs won’t save ourselves from ourselves anyhow. EV adoption is the equivalent of getting a large Diet Coke along with your Super Sized combo #1. Besides, we are already past the point of no return.

4/15/21

On cars that don’t do all the driving for you there’s this weird pedal to the left of the brake that, through magical mechanical fairies, disconnects the big spinney motor from the wheels.

4/15/21

This weird looking lever that makes driving funner

4/15/21

Great, now I’m going to have dreams about a pair of drunken aliens chasing a tiny hula dancer.

4/15/21

Clearly his problem is more money than taste. We really shouldn’t enable him.

4/9/21

Effective!

4/8/21

I concur. There are actually people in this world that want nothing to do with Facebook. Shocking, I know.

4/8/21

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so we can all agree that the Fit is the perfect car for everyone except me. I need something completely different for no good reason.

4/7/21

Can’t wait to buy the new Z and share war stories with Kia Stinger owners

4/7/21

Nissan’s plan is literally to be the car of poor people.

4/6/21

Can’t wait to see how they bring him back for real this time. I assume time travel - driving a Charger so fast with so much NOS that they slingshot around the sun a la Star Trek IV

3/30/21

I have taught several people do drive stick and this method works.

3/25/21

3/24/21

Yeah, if it had a 5 speed stick I might want to give the owner a call... but an auto, no thanks.

3/22/21

Easy solve.

3/22/21

It doesn’t come with a shitter. The whole point of a camper is that I don’t want to use some horrible public park toilet, or risk winding up on the sex offender registry if a bunch of Girl Scouts walk into the woods while I’m contributing to nature. I’d rather buy a cheap minivan and use it to tow a rented pop-up. No…

3/19/21

Imagine this for a moment: It’s summertime, and you’re pulling up to a stoplight. As you come to a stop, there’s an absolute certified dime next to you. She’s driving something boring... maybe a mini-lux crossover like an Audi Q3.