still too soon :(

It should have a dock for the console when you want to play on the small screen like an arcade cabinet, and why not a builtin battery to recharge the console?

They need to stop deluding themselves with the whole “skill” rating thing. It’s a win/loss rating above all else and how horrible your teammates are factors into your score far more than any actual skill you have.

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.

No worries you can get your Diabeetus supplies from Liberty Medical.

maybe the bottle and cooling fluid are made with real sugar in mexico.

“It definitely looks like DOOM!”