She is fascinating to me. I had her first fundie Christian album - one of a few hundred people who bought it when it came out. I LOVED it. Then she came back a few years later and it was like “who is this? KATIE HUDSEN?”

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

I mean, I hope they try and do hold out, but I guarantee that Gorsuch (autocorrected to Grouch, hehe) will confirmed because republicans will take the “nuclear option” and that will be that. We are getting him either fucking way, but I actually hope we force those fuckers into doing it. Because I want them to have to…

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

I mean yeah I’m a lesbian and I’m critical of even most micro-homophobic aggressions but calling someone a gay slur out of anger isn’t the worst thing. Not a good thing but no where near as bad as say advocating for laws that harm LGBT people and passing such laws. I’ll take a little ignorance over actual hatred any…

Wait, that wasn’t Sean Spicer? ;)

I also want SNL to start having more female comedians play the roles of Trump’s (mostly white male) administration. There’s no doubt that sexism was a huge undertone of this last election. And so there’s no doubt that THAT would reeeeally get under Trump’s skin.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The actual event was caught on tape. She was with Chelsea, some advisers and a press contingent. She met an 8 year old Muslim Bosnian girl who read her a poem, she kissed her on the cheek and held a bouquet of flowers.

Nah, it’s bigly. Just like your making a bigly case of false of equivalence in support of the bigly criminal Trump.

Also, I really wish people who have never been to a warzone (or a former warzone) stop throwing the Bosnia story at Hillary’s face. Civilians who are exposed to high-risk environments are known to create memories of events that simply never happened. She was told in a security briefing prior to landing that they were…

Hey, remember all the hysterical tantrums because Obama very occasionally took a vacation? All those people are going to be furious and outraged about this, right? Right?

If by “fresh faced,” they mean “looks like a serial killer,” then yes— yes, he is “fresh faced”

Ear penis chemicals?

WINNER

Sean Spicer = “I sense crap”

RE: Piss Acne

#neverforget