Fair. It just feels so stale. I’d at least assume that the Cheeto-dusted masses would have announced a new patron saint. And even if I can wrap my head around him still having a show and listeners, I still don’t understand why any celebrities would want to be guests on the show. Let him have his echo chamber of…

Thank you so much for all of this; I wholeheartedly agree!

Alec Baldwin’s second mistake was going on Howard Stern at all. I can’t believe that guy’s even still on the air, let alone that he still gets decent guests.

I like jewelry. It’s shiny and pretty, and it usually carries a story. I inherited some lovely pieces from my grandmothers; those pieces remind me of them and how much they struggled through the war, and through immigration, to even be able to afford any discretionary spending. I bought some pieces myself; I’m proud…

I dressed up as Leia for Halloween 1977 and 1978, have seen every Star Wars film countless times in multiple languages, and fondly remember the Christmas special. And I had the EXACT same experience as Anna while watching Last Jedi. I still haven’t managed to stay awake all the way through, and I’ve tried at least…

What disturbs me the most about that anecdote was that your dad took for granted that there would be one idiot in your “conversation.” Then he got angry when the designated idiot was him instead of you, but approaching a conversation as if one person must be not only wrong, but also stupidly so? That’s such a sad way…

See, this is the thing that really kills me. The Obamas were perfect. Perfect! To have elected Donald Trump immediately after Barack Obama, I feel like all of the unapologetic racist assholes in our country were telling us, “In our estimation, even the worst white man is better than any black man, even one as…

I would agree with you, except that Brad and Angelina happened, and that also seemed too obvious to be true when it started.

Lady Gaga’s hair and skin color make her look like a creamsicle.

This is how I feel about H&M: looted.

Soft towels are way too linty, too!

I’d forgotten about all the hot Australians on that show, too. Thank you!

Ooh, I need your grandmother’s recipe, please! I’ve been trying to find a decent, authentic red velvet recipe that isn’t just sugar and food coloring. (Yes, I know this thread is a few years old, sorry! It resurfaced thanks to the Golden Girls cruise story...)

So it was Twin Peaks, except with red cake instead of red pie? How was the coffee?

That “funny feeling” has a name. It’s called “racism.”

He is so good at playing the asshole! For years I was amazed at how he could play asshole after asshole so well, and yet be convincingly lovely in real life (polite interviewer, loves his mom, speaks French). As opposed to someone like Jeremy Renner, whose on-screen asshole portrayal convinces one that he’s even more…

With all the ornate decor and that fancy staircase, I kept expecting Spy Daddy to tell them to get to the lifeboats!

THANK YOU! This entire film release and awards season, I’ve been so confused — like, all this sarcastic praise is funny and all, but aren’t actual nominations taking the joke a little too far?

Or “rabbit”.

And yet, only you and one other commenter so far actually seem to have gotten the point of this masterful shade...