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And then I didn’t take communion, because obviously now I need to confess my impure thoughts first!

Agreed. But I wasn’t the commenter in the other discussion, I just randomly remembered what they said. There was probably a birth control discussion at the time? Who knows why they decided, as was their right, to have more kids? I just liked the idea of a royal couple who actually seems to like each other. How novel!

Not that the two couples are comparable AT ALL, but your comment put into my mind something that happened to me yesterday. IN CHURCH. For EASTER:

I mean, imagine not having the chauffeur at her disposal, and having to summon randos — and maybe even wait a few minutes for them to show up!!

Oh, how funny! An old friend of mine has the same name as her Twitter handle, and also had a low-key wedding, so I assumed it was her. Is it a reference that I’m missing, that you both use it?

(Also, did you get remarried and I missed it? If so, congratulations!)

So, here’s a weird thing. I didn’t attend the weddings of most of my closest friends and favorite people — either because, like you, they didn’t throw a big party, or because we weren’t geographically or emotionally close at the time of their nuptials. I have attended or been in countless weddings and dropped…

Babs, please don’t. Way to make someone else’s pain and objectification about herself. By saying she didn’t suffer an incident because she “wasn’t like those pretty girls,” she’s implying that “those pretty girls” in some way deserved it — while bonus making herself into the victim. It’s so sad that she still feels…

That’s how I feel about reading LinkedIn.

Shrayber used to be a fairy godfather of getting folks out of the greys. As others have said, it was particularly annoying for those of us who had been with Gawker from the start (back when you had to have a media company email address to get an account, and I was working for Conde Nast...)

Cruz as Donatella is ridiculous indeed, but I love Criss as Cunanen. Whereas Cruz’s Spanish looks and accent don’t convincingly pass for Italian at all, Criss actually is half Filipino.

On the other hand, considering how overwhelmingly awful absolutely everything seems lately on this planet, it’s fair to get a little cranky about ranking them?

Right now, you’re spending an awful lot of words and energy to convince us all that you didn’t know. You didn’t know, you had no idea, how were you supposed to know?

I’d like this, but it’s an insult to turtles!

First of all, Snowpiercer was AMAZING. If you’ve never seen it, stop right now and watch it immediately.

Definitely. Absolutely. Hundreds of comments, clear and astute explanations for the benefit of foreign readers, all a sham — because YOU are the ONLY person who gets this.

Wow, I really wish I were still in town for that! Sounds like my kind of party!

Oh God, I just left Melbourne and the Cup is in a couple of weeks and it’s all anybody’s talking about, and I seriously wondered if I was missing something. Because it sounded about as trashy as American NASCAR. But all the people talking about it seem to think that they were classy as all hell. And I was just…

Not backpedalling at all. I absolutely do believe that they were complicit in the rape of a child. But again — I’m not preparing an indictment, and I do have a right to discuss my opinion. And you have a right to disagree. Only one of us is questioning the other’s right to an opinion here.