See, i love that. I like feeling the reverberations all the way up.

Doesn't he have such a fucking slappable face?

That looks great; thanks for the info! I just use Laura Mercier for almost everything, I really need to branch out.

I've never heard of brow pomades. Do tell?

Eh, this is just like our "hot enough to fry an egg" reports up north during heat waves. They don't usually get exterior temps that emulate household appliances, is all.

I went in an A&F store ONCE with my niece. It was so dark I could barely even see the clothes, and so loud I got a headache. I swear I aged a year for every minute I was in the store — so I went home and joined AARP.

Isn't it strange how we arbitrarily project so much onto a name? I always thought "Kelly Faircloth" was a JCrew skinny-girl kind of name.

Wasn't Long Tall Sally a character on Sports Night?

Oh, I was just about to like your comment, as Eddie is in fact an egomaniac and an asshole, and I've never forgiven him for the absolutely abhorrent way he treated Mel B when he was PREGNANT WUTH HIS CHILD. But then you had to go throw in some homophobic nonsense at the end.

My favorite paragraph from that site:

But air is full of chemicals! N2, O2, H2O, CO2, Ar..... Really, we all need to move to the vacuum of space.

Aren't fashion shows like 12 minutes long?

You are my hero.

I can see why7 so many 40-something white women ask about your skin. It is FLAWLESS.

It sounds to me like Banks is having a feud with herself.

What do you mean? Boys in their early 20s LIVE to eat pussy. (That was supposed to be "love," but the typo might be even more accurate.)

I just checked out her site. I'm a fan of a good dick pic , but damned if I didn't get utterly sick of them after a few pages. I don't know how she keeps it up.

At first, I couldn't tell if this post was supposed to be humor or parody. Because seriously, that's some good advice.

I just love how our concept of intimacy changes and evolves. Neither of you are weird at all— whatever feels right for you is what matters.

Also, be careful not to get your phone wet!