Cue all the small-dicked guys complaining about body shaming.

whoa.

Are you Blake Lively's baby?

Maybe the baby had some respiratory issues, and it was a comment on her coloring, not her name?

Honestly, if we didn't know it was him — if you cover up the face, and don't read the obnoxious tweets — then there'd be no question that it's sexy. At least the first one.

Blake's still married to Ryan Reynolds, yes? Why the generic "her husband" reference? I'm guessing he might have had some say in choosing the baby's name as well.

I don't know, when I was too broke to buy food in my early 20s, I was thin, sure. But it messed up my metabolism such that once I started eating normally again, I started gaining weight for the first time in my life and have never been able to lose it since.

I'm not planning to do the Master Cleanse, but I am curious: what did a body reset feel like? And how long (if at all) before you lost the weight?

Ooh, I totally want a "Ken's Aunt"; she looks amazing! And who says those undergarments are unflattering?

But it's not only about aging; it's about muscle tension. I've had the angry coin slot between my eyebrows since I was 20-something, because I have a bad habit of tensing up there. And yes, tensing that muscle gives me a headache. Botox relaxes the tension, eases my headache, and as a bonus removes a facial crease.…

I'm pretty sure the problem in these examples, and the "quarts of the stuff" that you refer to, is fillers, not Botox. As you said, Botox is a subtle tool. Fillers make one look like a muppet, and also impact facial mobility. And Botox tends to be used with discretion, whereas fillers tend to be a slippery slope of…

I continue to adore the *bumbling* bee in the pot-bellied pig story.

I might have to call her this from now on.

The limp was faked, and then he stopped faking it when he didn't need it. It's just like the DPR's mask.

I love that theory as well! I mean, we really have no reason to think that Verbal is Soze, or that Soze ever existed. All we know for sure is that Verbal is lying about everything, that there was a massacre, and that the guy in the hospital screamed something that sounded like "Keiser Soze". Right now I don't…

I think you've hit upon the perfect antidote for manspreading! If your package is so big that you can't sit with respect for the personal space of others, then it's obviously too big for my mouth. No blowjobs for manspreaders!

I want to give you all the stars! The idea that partnered sex should be like masturbation is so very sad. Of course masturbation focuses on an orgasm, because there's precious little else to get out of it! (But hey, if she's treating her partners like vibrators, that might explain why her experiences haven't been very…

Oh, I agree with absolutely everything you've said — and I really appreciate your attitude. And internalized repression is a concern. But so is pressuring women to want something, and thereby diminishing an experience that they thought they had in fact enjoyed.

Sorry, I have a problem with this whole premise. All of this hand-wringing over whether women are having enough orgasms — or, apparently more importantly, AS MANY AS MEN — is so very competitive, goal-oriented...masculine. Why are we still judging women's sex lives by men's standards of satisfaction? I'm not denying…

And now he's on Blue Bloods, which my mom —and probably all moms?— really loves.