I like her as an actress and as a woman. But damn if I don't hate her mouth in whatever facial expression she's doing. It looks so scowly/pouty, it makes me just want to slap her. Was it always so annoying, or has something happened to her teeth to make it worse?

Ooh, I'm going to try those when I'm up in Brunswick next week! Thanks for the tip!

I think I'd been doing it for about 10 years when I had the problem. I've also heard from friends older than me that your eyes get less tolerant of contacts as you age. I'm certainly not telling you not to sleep in your contacts, and yay you for doing good maintenance and check-ups! I'm just warning you that it might…

what kind of crabs does your dad find around here?

I used to wear one pair straight through for a month at a time, with my eye doctor's permission and supervision. And my eyes felt great from lack of poking.... until the day that one contact got stuck to my eyeball like a suction cup of death. After a course of steroid eye drops and a year break from contacts, I was…

Aw, and I thought this was a safe space! There are no Red Lobsters within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, so it's not like I'm choosing them over James Hook or anything (btw, if you've never had Hook's take on lobster Mac and cheese, get over to Fort Point and get some ASAP). But if I'm at a conference in Orlando,…

Yes, because each extension is glued to the base of one of your real lashes. They're supposed to fall off when the glue wears off, but, for me at least, they pulled out my real lashes when they left, possibly because of the weight.

I got crazy addicted to lashes around the holidays last year. I can answer all your crazy eyelash questions!

Aw, are you worried you'll catch cooties from the nasty girly-site? Wahhh.

These eyelashes are amazing. To be fair, I got extensions got the holidays, thought I looked like a muppet on the first day, and then became obsessed. They're addictive, a serious slippery slope way worse than any other fake beauty trend I can think of. I had to quit cold turkey when all my real lashes fell out and…

I feel like seafood restaurants are often default special occasion spots. And if the only seafood you have in the area is Red Lobster... (which I love, by the way, and I'm aBoston girl. CRAB LEGS!)

Christ, look at those paws.

As a fellow cat owner who has also been attacked by a spooked cat, I empathize. And yet, the laughter tears are streaming down my face. I'm sorry, I can totally imagine this, and ... yeah.

Have you ever been attacked by a cat? "Just" scratched and bitten can land you in the hospital. They're predators.

Sign me up as someone who doubts whether domestic cats are actually domesticated. They are stone cold predators, who only live with humans for the convenient free food and creature comforts. Don't get me wrong, I love my little killer in a cat bed, but I have no delusions about her nature.

No, no, the astirisk isn't the symbol for an open vagina. THIS is the symbol for an open vagina: ({!})

See, I sometimes feel bad that I haven't been a bridesmaid *more* often. I've been to half a dozen weddings where I had tons of responsibilities and more support duties than the actual attendants, but wasn't in the wedding party, for various reasons ranging from legit to bullshit. Whereas I know this other woman who…

I just don't see a whole lot of exercising going on. I mean, if the cock weight is making your squats sloppy, don't even bother with the squats.

You had me at 501s. <old-school swoon>

Agreed. I definitely got more of a "mentally ill" vibe from this note instead of "pissy asshole." Sounds like some paranoid delusions going on.