This thing is unbelievably cheap, but where they *really* get you is the refill cartridges.

An added feature is that it automatically injects you with a proprietary combination of PCP and methamphetamine while the included earpiece says "no one loves you" in a fatherly voice over and over again.

"that allows men to experience the painful bleeding of menstruation."

@Pope John Peeps II:

I hope you get everything you ever wanted, Felicia.

rear window stuffed animals

@RJackson:

wonderful idea, except out here in sunny cali it's cold as shit in the morning only to give way to 80's and 90's by noon.

"a two-stroke, two-cylinder, 500-cc engine capable of 15 hp at 3600 rpm"

$20 to anyone who'll eat a gooey fistful of em.

@iceph03nix:

@Mad_Science:

yeppers. when we all had 4:3 CRTs, everything was letterboxed. then we all got 16:9 HDTVs and now there's bars on the side for 4:3 content. and then there's still other feeds coming in at 2.39:1... which puts widescreen bars on my already supposedly widescreen tv.

@DrSpaceboots:

@Denver80203:

the three large craters on the right side make it look like a bowling ball.

am i correct in surmising that the dark side of the moon has seen considerably more punishment than the one we're used to looking at? it makes sense, after all.

@Moxie6:

@crosis101:

it will be nice for her to finally have something twix'd her nethers weren't run on batteries :P