You know what I DO miss? the Soup with Joel McHale. He was relentless with the Kartrashians.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

The honest trailer told me everything I need to know about the first one. I assume there’s no need to do honest trailers for the second and third ones, especially since the lame fat jokes never went away.

If you haven’t talked to someone in a long while and then are surprised when they have a baby...after 9 months you haven’t reached out or vice versa, it shouldn’t be a shock you aren’t really good friends anymore.

I’m convened Hollywood is trying to erase any evidence of Brendan Fraser with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and now Tom “The Dummy” Cruise

if it makes her feel safe again then i’m good with it

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

With tremendous love and respect for each other... Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.

Well, he’s not really a boytoy but Scott Disick is apparently available to rent.

Let me preface this by saying Melania deserves none of our sympathy for marrying into and supporting this racist family.

One of Melania’s closest friends described her as a woman of no interests beyond materialism. She pointed out that Melania has no principles or causes and noted that rather than participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite, she chose instead to shop and read…

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.

I’ll sit with you. I am not looking forward to another 6-ish weeks of warmed over Perry/Swift feud think-pieces and snake emoji comments in the various corners of the internet.

I was 5 or 6 when Beauty and the Beast came out. After seeing (and thus obsessing over it), I was legit mad at my parents for like 2 days that they didn’t name me Elizabelle instead of Elizabeth, because then I could’ve shortened it to Belle.

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

Thank you for writing this.