Are we just going to gloss over the fact Oprah looks like a contestant on Ru Paul's Drag Race....

I was conditioned to think about this when Dr. Zhivago and I first got married. We tried to do this after I had strep, of course I felt absolutely gross but halfway into it he couldn’t “get into it” and said he felt disgusting about it. Not because I was still recovering from an illness, but because he knew I wasn’t…

Kids bop. Ugh

The Black Delegation would like to trade Raven Symone

As the sister of a heroin addict, I applaud them. We’ve tried to get her help, but you can’t help someone that doesn’t want it. There is only so much you can do, keeping it hidden and feeling ashamed gets the family no where.

I lol’d @ kidz

Really.

I’m not a fan of soup, all I know is a good size bowl of Miso soup basically erases a hangover.

I don’t even want to know how you found this.

A fate worse than death!

Why does Miley have a coin purse attached to an outfit she’s wearing on stage....is she going to stop the show to run to a vending machine? Like hey I know you want to see me gyrate like a cat in heat but I need a sprite and some funyuns this instant! Doesn’t she have people to do that for her? Shouldn’t those items…

I think the most offensive thing about Cosmo is it’s the same magazine every month, but they somehow trick women into buying it. Ridiculous sex tips, splurge or purge fashion tips, how to flirt with guys, etc. It’s the same thing every month!

Open face quesadilla is my fave

Jesus Christ, this isn’t about you, vapid bitch

I have it on my DVR, and even though I can literally watch it whenever I feel like it, I will stop what I’m doing and watch it if I see it’s starting in LMN soon.

I loved in this episode Liberty looked down her glasses very judgy like and said ever so so matter of factly “Manny Santos...I can see your UNDERPANTS”. Manny was basically like yeah the Fuck you can! my whale tale on fleek, back off Bitch!

I did the same guys you did!

My friends and I do it too, we are not alone

Then Craig became a coke head and felt so much guilt about the wood be baby

I feel like I need to interject and remind everyone that Emma stared in a lifetime movie called Shes Too Young where her and her braces spread syphilis around her high school, it was like a weird Degrassi alternate universe because the movie came out right when a new season of Degrassi did.