nursezhivago
NurseZhivago
nursezhivago

SHE HAD PAINT ON HER OVERALLS, SHE WAS A FUCKING UGLY ASS BITCH! No but seriously the only thing ugly about here were those God awful clip in extensions.

Those people are not to be trusted.

I love nachos. Unhealthy addiction/love, same thing.

Who knows? I felt like some otherwise rational people went. Or maybe that was the second one, I just hate I know things like this.

I feel like they would be easier to deal with if Scientology wasn't involved. If Scientology wasn't happening, Jaden might have worn a tux to the Kardashian wedding like humans do.

The Smith kids are toeing the line of tolerable and insufferable.

Relationship Goals.

LOL.

Everything we own is smothered in Corgi hair, no matter how much we groom them, it's everywhere. People that came to our house 6 months ago are still finding Corgi hair in their things

That's awesome, there is still hope for us!! I already have two dogs (Corgis) and if we get a cat, I want to treat it the same as the dogs, potty time wise. I'm still in the process of convincing Mr. Zhivago for a girl Corgi. A cat will take some time.

I love cats. I'd really like to have one, but I can't stand the smell of litter boxes. If I can find an indoor cat that can do their business outside (like my dogs), I'd be all for it.

Traumatic, yes. I always get my Mom super nice gifts on Mother's Day, and always pay when we go out. PLEASE DONT PUT MY MOM IN CHAINS, PLEASE!!!

"Black don't crack" because...SUNSCREEN.

ITS ONLY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8/10 times I always put it back. Sometimes I be slippin. IM SORRY!!!! After seeing that picture in this context I'm going to do it all the time, OKAY?!

Maybe it's different because I'm mixed, but I definitely got the shit scared out of me after that sunburn and my half sisters melanoma scare. I really like the spray sunscreen. We got a pack of it from Costco, it smells amazing.

A close friend of mine was dating someone who went through the process of getting a low level security clearance. I was questioned by the FBI about him, his friends and they did ask "Do you have any doubts of X love for the United States of America?". That was creepy enough, I can't even imagine talking to an avatar.

If you don't cry at that or the end of Marley&Me, you don't have a soul. This, coming from someone who occasionally doesn't put their cart in the cart corral at the grocery store.

When I was 20, I got my first real sunburn. It was awful and horrible (pain wise), I don't know what the hell I was ever thinking not wearing sunscreen.

I got my first real sunburn after camping one year and it laid me on my Ass (stomach, it was on my back) for two days. I remember telling my husband "how do white people do this all the time?!?! This is AWFUL!!!!" I'm religious about sunscreen these days.