That's a surprisingly good metaphor for this. Honda killed the its fun cars and now wants to impress us with a v-6 Accord.

That picture sums up pretty much everything awesome about Saab.

I can't see anyone mistaking that for fast. Powerful maybe, but not fast.

I propose this -

Damn. I know you can't expect amazing reliability in a performance car, but holy fuck, the wear shouldn't be THAT bad on a 30+ grand car.

I think I'd end up taking the CTS-V. It's relatively uncommon - where I am at least - , comes in sedan form. However, the main reason is I'm less likely to be called an asshole when it inevitably ends up sideways in a turn.

I'm sure an Evo or STi would do you good too.

Waaaaait; people actually mod the NSX?

I'll go with WRX or late model Evos. Those are hard as fuck to find stock, and the ones that are straight price gouges.

Lol, Yo' car is so old, the owner's manual is in Lascaux.

S2k, the last fun Honda.

Nicely written but it's Nobuhiro Tajima, not Takima.

In my high school, there was some guy with an STI. Every time anyone'd say anything to him, he'd inevitably turn the conversation to his "race car". I can understand being proud of your rally prepped car, but I don't need to hear about how it has a fucking roll cage when a) you're never planning on tracking it and b)…

Oddly enough, one of my former roommates owned one of these. According to him, and I quote "You'll never get pulled over in [said minivan]". He attributed it to the lack of coolness they had, and at one point even claimed that he could drive drunk in it without being caught.

Where I am, it always ends up being an SUV. Usually an Explorer, Yukon or a Suburban. They don't just cut you off when you try to overtake them, they actively sit in your blindspot trying to troll you into a crash. It's even worse when they're in the left lane. As a note to these drivers - GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT…

Sorry, just seemed appropriate.

Technically it wasn't unintended acceleration, but more him forgetting the handbrake. He yells it as it rolls down.

VTEC was the editors answer. As a rule, they cannot be included in the AOTD.

LSD? At any rate, a limited slip diff is definitely a good one.

ABS. If you don't know it, you're doing something wrong.