I’m not nearly forty. I’ve never used a typewriter (may have tapped on one a few times, that’s it), and I definitely know the difference between monospace and proportional width fonts. I’ve created a few fonts of my own back in high school for programming projects.

Two spaces. Otherwise, logically, there should be more of a pause between words inside a sentence than there is between sentences. Commas, colons, semicolons: all of them are bigger than a period; therefore they have more of a ‘separating’ feel than a period - unless you add a space to the period. Then, sentences are…

And is a better actress.

I’ll stick to flailing my Contigo container around like a madman, thank you very much.

Also, Hilakillaliarly KKKlinton personally ordered a CIA squad to kill thousands of Americans. Maybe more than one squad. Or else it was one squad, but with a lot of people.

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

So Donald Trump is either incredibly stupid or amazingly racist.

The problem is she isn’t wrong about Trump voters.

Any Democrat embracing Comey after he single-handedly gave the country to Trump and Putin should be removed from polite society. It doesn’t matter that he’s a convenient quasi-ally now, DRAG HIM.

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

I have a Trumper co-worker that I interact with on a regular basis. We know each other’s politics so for the most part we keep things professional and it works, but we have occasionally engaged in some heated discussion about our differences in opinion.

ew, gross, no.

It’s freaking ketchup. You might as well ask which star is best for heating the earth.

*insert why not both gif*

I certainly couldn’t bring myself to ruin a ribeye like that. I’m not sure if that’s what the question intended to test...

“Nearly half of us, for example, said we’d be incapable of cooking a ribeye steak to medium temperature.”

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Everyone knows the only way a white cop gets disciplined is for roughing a white nurse.

Everyone knows the only way a white cop gets disciplined is for roughing a white nurse. I suggest everyone becoming a white nurse for their safety.