THEY WERE SHOWING WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN AIRING 6 HOURS BEFORE!!

There’s no way the majority of olympians aren’t on some borderline illegal shit, right?

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

There is only one way to eat mac and cheese, and it ain't sensibly.

Wrong. Fold that fucker in half. One piece. I could totally go for another piece of pizza in two hours!

Let me give it a shot. Let’s say it’s noon. You have a large pizza. You want to eat 12 slices of the pizza right now, at noon. Roussell wants you to consider whether you would also eat 12 slices of pizza at 2pm... and if you don’t think you’d want 12 slices, perhaps ask your pizzaiolo to cut the pizza into 8 slices…

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Poor Paul, I think we’ve already managed to overload his website.

Blasphemer!

Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what

I was in a fraternity in college, and you are absolutely correct. Not all Frats and Sororities are terrible. In fact, only about 75% of them are.

The suits take a case but someone nearly finds out the big secret. Luckily they keep the big secret safe

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

That’s why I always carry daguerreotypes of my important documents in my covered wagon.

She had the resources to turn down jobs that weren’t “fun.” Most of us don’t have that luxury.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Also Katie's hair last season is maybe her greatest offense. Like, what was that?!