@renode: Your math is wrong. Kinect only supports up to two players. And the price is practicly confirmed by all major retailers.

@JesusDeSaad: I tought that paying for exclusives was standard Microsoft tactic. Standard Sony tactic this gen was to make their own exclusives, apart from MGS4. As for Portal 2/Steam a doubt they paid Valve. I think that they got them by allowing Steam on the PS3.

@Aunt_Snowman: Because if we didn't have offsides, you could have a couple of forwards near to the oppositions penalty box while you are playing defence, and when you get the ball, just shoot it to them and they'll have a field trip with the opposing goalie.

@PoweredByHentai: He meant "fast ageing".

I'm getting a total J. Edgar Hoover vibe from this game. Love the style.

@TruYuri: Too late. Looks like "You monster" is already on it's way to become a meme.

@Yeah!: I have big hands and I have never had any problem with DS. You're right for the triggers, though. They can suck my balls. That's why I got these:

@mecha2142: Goddamit! It's football, not soccer.

Fuck yes! Old NFS is back! I love you Criterion!

I seriously thought that Kinect is gonna be more justifiable for party play. But paying 150$ for two player support. No way!

@Sokka_g:

@abda92: Desire is the shit, brother!

@Yeah!: Now that's a dense screen.

@Deoki: A friend of mine from the states explained it for me last year. Before I was also WTF-ing.

@Unholy_Hero: Every time someone insists calling it soccer, I'll post this image

@Andy Mesa: Puhlease. Drag'n'drop over syncing any day. Especially with that lazy drunken hog excuse of a programme called iTunes.

@excel_excel: Technically excel_excel is a commenter that has had tremendous success on Kotaku, and he serves up the same comment each time.

@bender123: You couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word artist in that sentence no matter how hard you tried.

@8thR, Punburglar: ...Dukakis. And bad puns. And complaining about bad taste puns regarding the jokes.

@Maximilian Van Lancker: Use the #corrections tag.