Or a hat! Or a brooch! Or a pterodactyl!

This is the kind of crap that Al Gore must be held accountable for. You invented this monstrosity, you need to pull the plug!

But at least "…rewrite history" is still in play for the duck adventures. I am hoping for an episode where they travel back to Nov. 2016

He is like an idiotic Nostradamus. No matter what vile thing happens, he had been similarly vile in public on his Twitter well in advance. Nostradumbass

My sincerest and deepest apologies. You have to understand that me choosing you as part of my Oregon Trail family was out of love and respect for you. The game itself was to blame for your repeated death. The frontier was so harsh and unwelcoming.

Or a LARPing crew. Is that what they are called? Crews?

Damn. Now I have to buy a Switch.

the Creeping Malaise…it is real

A bit about me- I associate the word dysentery with Hulk Hogan because I would name my family in Oregon Trail with WWF names and Hulk Hogan would often die of dysentery.

Grape flavored Vape. Ok, what are we doing?

Dear Disqus- please grant me an exception to upvote multiple times, just this once!

BCHLR N PRDS

Well then…you win!

[a shooting star moves left to right across your screen] The More You Know!

With Yakety Sax playing over the top of it

Yes, you are

Yeah, it is essentially 75% of the show. Harrison's lip-service aside, scenes like this are used to advertise the show. Hypocrisy, thy name is Bachelor in Paradise.

Be advised- don't start

Have you watched the show?

Not only did they not stop the act from happening, I guarantee they were rolling cameras on it.