It isn't really a cover. Most of the lyrics are different and the melody is entirely different. I think it is more a song inspired by the original.

So does Pitchfork.

…and somewhere behind a dumpster, Vanilla Ice finds a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos with two Cheetos still in it and does a little happy dance. He says out loud to nobody in particular "Still got it!"

We are through the looking glass

Senate committee- Are you willing to take a polygraph?
Marc Kasowitz- (loudly whispering to Trump) Are you nuts?!
Trump- Not without a better lawyer

For me it is sort of like a drunk person acknowledging the cop as "occifer." They are trying to keep it together to respect the badge but it ends up having the opposite effect.

I do like the title "Predisent" for Trump. He certainly hasn't earned the appropriate spelling

Pot, meet kettle

I hear Trump prefers ta-pee-oca to puddin' anyway

Bit-O-Mustard Gas

"Had a great time riding the Missle over and over. Great experience and only witnessed three children tortured for peeing in the lazy river. Would visit again! I had Kim Jong-Fun! 5 stars"

Just road in on a wave…err…umm…flood! Cowabunga! Anyway, Avery is definitely a murderer, despite the fact that any and all…well, you get where I am going. We all know he killed her.

The last 8 records I bought that I am sure will all continue to get a spin this weekend:

I will be listening to the sounds of the Trump administration crumbling

Yep. Discovered it via High Fidelity soundtrack

Is your original point that rock hasn't evolved since the 90's?

No, not really. Courtney Barnett. Sheer Mag. Alabama Shakes. Just the first few recent semi-popular rock bands/acts that come to mind.

Going quite well. In fact, everything's zen.

You ever just read a headline and immediately go to the comments section?

Sorry. I would but I am…umm…washing my hair.