[Bill Clinton starts dusting off his sax]

Don't be ridiculous

I'd pay to see a movie starring Andrew, Owen, and Luke Wilson and Alec, Stephen, Billy, and Daniel Baldwin titled He Was My Brother

True story- I own a copy of Steve Weibe's CD The King of Song

My parents liked Dallas when I was a kid and would occasionally let me stay up late and watch it with them, which in hindsight was probably a weird choice on their part

Let's all pause for a moment and mourn the fact that we live in a world where this conversation took place:

And then he offered to personally neuter your pets

My takeaway- apparently The Price is Right is still on

This deserves more upvotes

Yes, thank you for correcting that. I scrolled down to comment on that same thing.

You should feel no obligation to stop

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Serious question- how long until we are in a cashless economy? I don't want to embrace it anymore than you do (I still have a dumb phone so I am a registered Luddite) but don't you get the feeling this is inevitable?

"Keaneau" is now going to be my preferred way to spell Keanu. Thank you.

"And that’s likely all we’re going to get until Star Wars: Episode VIII—The Last Jedi comes out on December 15."

Plus Luke hasn't seen his cat in months…

Is there a power cord you could just unplug?

Roadflare in a Tornado?

Also yesterday they attempted to analyze the likelihood of a Trump impeachment based on historical precedent.

It was the fact that you had your thumb in the hobo meal when you served it to me. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.