Anyone going to the 'ring now needs to wrap thier car in camo to confuse photogs

While it’s a little bit more modest, they still offer two tone paint and I love it.

Sure it is. The phrase “alto ahi!” is commonly used by cops for “stop right there!” But i do get how “ pare” or "deten el submarino cabron!” would be more correct.

Coming soon, the latest car from SCUDERIA CAMERON GLICKENHAUS:

Bless your heart.

Fiesta ST is probably the right answer. While mine isn’t a DD, it is a great car.

You’re deranged.

Raptor is a rowdy  super truck. Tremor is a diet bro-dozer.

Pretty sure they’ve got a whole list of names lined up actually:
• Boulder
• Jackhammer
• Plumber
• Kumbang
• Slagger
• Plumber XL
• Alligator
• Woodpecker
• Bison
• Muskox
• Moose
• Beefsteak
• Chipotle
• Hot Tamale

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

FCA should cash in on the trend and offer different color options for the covers.

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

“Candy was stale, child not returned. One star.”

I know this has been pointed out before but; virtually all of us were raised in some way with the message being hammered into us not to get into a random car with a stranger. And now we have an app to do just that.

Why is it always fire some folks? Why can’t it be the top 100 executives take a 10% pay cut? Mike and Dave in customer service aren’t responsible for a 4% decrease in gross margin, but you know who is? Fucking Kevin, VP of the fucknut division who axed the focus and fiesta.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Evil eats its way from the inside out.

This is one of those cases where no one actually believes it’s a threat, but everyone involved mumbles something along the lines of “better safe than sorry”, and claims it can be construed as a threat. Then they make a big deal about how they “had no choice” but to pretend this thing they knew wasn’t a threat was a…