It’s like being stuck in traffic while going 200 miles an hour. While I don’t doubt that it’s stressful, calling NASCAR drivers “athletes” might be a bit of a stretch.

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

Well Ford did own Volvo when the C30 was out so still counts

It’s ok, we’re not inviting you anyway.

It’s in the Declaration of Independence:

Never cut “f**k you” letters out of aluminum foil and tape them to your stomach and go through the body scanner. It might get you into trouble.

yikes my dude i forgot about the right to fly without being hassled as envisioned by are founding fathers’

Hey, why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy!

I can’t believe people are down voting this. What’s wrong with you? This thing is the answer to all of America’s problems.

This is a perfect story for a Hallmark movie. The car sure does looks prime now, yup, sure does.

But getting the car wasn’t easy, because it had been stolen from the dealer 25 years prior.

I’m sure the seats are.

Darwin will not be denied; even in gated communities.

Not just Football. Imagine Boxing, MMA, and even Pro-Wrestling bots.

Absofrigginloutely! This would make a great RV.

Here it is without the UPS livery;

Or he could have you know diverted traffic around it until animal control showed up...

Good tip. I have to admit using Lyft as a bail-out in case of car trouble isn’t something I’d thought of.

Found it, and it’s already in Macau. Lotus Bridge.