We are talking about truckers here, so the correct terminology please.

Don’t worry, New Jersey will allow self serve gas stations approximately two years after Pennsylvania allows privately owned liquor stores.

Half of Ohio has been brought in for questioning.

Oh damn, that just got me in the feels.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

The Mustang GT had the fog lights standard. Chances are the harness is buried behind the bumper and the coin holder on the standard and premium models.

“They tend to reproduce quickly, eat a broad variety of crops and resist most pesticides.”

“6) Car got a starter problem? Hit the starter with a hammer, tire iron, or a rock.”

Here’s some things I’ve picked up...

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

This is an awesome article!

How much you wanna bet his numbers weren’t audited back in 1973?

I’m going to lawyer up and audit this because my record can’t be broken. If the numbers are fudged I’m going to sue?

A Mark IV of course.

For all the genuflecting at the alter of Sr, he sure was a dirty driver. I don’t like seeing the 3 back in victory lane.

I was so hoping for him to sneak in and grab the win

Heckuva drive from Bubba Wallace too. Stayed clean all day somehow, and a nice save after that final wreck.