Not amphetamines, prescription “diet pills”. (Which is how he keeps his svelte 195lb figure!)

if you want to know how Trump won, it’s right here.

What this should be: One of the biggest political stories in years, dissected constantly by the 24-hour news media, driving disgust with the GOP and outraged calls for investigations and for change.

“In her time as First Lady, Mrs. Trump has been a strong proponent of preserving national treasures so that people may enjoy and appreciate their historic value to the nation for generations to come,”

Guiliani’s been a pretty great witness, too.

“Likened being under perpetual suspicion to putting on a suit in the morning.”

A narcissist cannot cope with constant challenges to their internally perceived superiority. It’s going to continually become worse. The most effective witness we’ve had since this whistle blower report became known is Trump himself. He just can’t stop telling us how “right” he was, and digging that hole.

He’s freaking out. Is it because he feels walls closing in on him? Maybe. Is it because his authority and ability to do whatever the fuck he wants is being questioned? More likely.

“I’m the first president in history to do that! The only one!”

This time last year, her First Lady Collection photo shoot (Fall ‘19) was “Sub-Saharan colonialist glam”.

“crunchy glazed exterior”

Maybe, just fucking maybe, we don’t invade another independent nation to *liberate the populous* while stealing their natural resources? An invasion of Iran would make Iraq look like a walk in the park. It would cost us more blood and treasure than any war ever waged unless we nuked them, and that hopefully would…

I haven’t had a good caramel apple in so long that I’m starting to think the memories of ever having one are an illusion. Now it’s always mealy, gross apple or cloyingly sweet cheap caramel (or both).

Oh sweet, I’ve been looking for this. This curry recipe told me to caramelize my onions, and I didn’t know how to do that. This helps.

While I agree with you on each of these requirements, where do you even find such modest caramel apples? All I ever see these days are monstrosities that are certainly pretty to look at, but also insanely large, cumbersome and would be a chore to eat.

Please see rule #1 the picture you included is clearly a candy apple.

My serving choice, but I’m an evil person.