+1 Ward was hard on the Beaver. 

Television has been a cesspool of sin and decadence ever since they started showing married couples sleeping in the same bed.

I clearly majored in the wrong subject. Stupid math. Nobody cares about your real analysis/operations research hybrids. I should’ve learned how to batter and fry a Triscuit instead.

Remember when y’all wanted Oprah to run for president?

and this “weekend” thing they’re talking about sounds like it might destroy the manufacturing industry

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A gajillion times yes.

No, workers do not need unions, workers need to form their own organizations, independent of the unions and the two capitalist parties

There's a solution to that, unionize. Plain and simple.

I certainly see the appeal of shorter week because right now my only real motivation is to not be hassled by people I work with; that, and the fear of losing my job.

Yes.

Yeah, but, again, what incentive do employers have to do that? They’re already exploiting workers to the last drop.

On the bright side, his military advisors are militant.

I mean, sure, this would be great in theory, but employers are largely already paying too little for a full 40 hour work week. How is the average worker supposed to survive on 32 hours, when wages are so low?

Ah yes, the president who has burned through most of his cabinet, famously loyal man

It’s a tax-payer paid position, yeah? Another of hundreds not serving their function in government.

Proof that there is such a thing as a stupid question.

I eat meat and care about climate change. Ergo, you can eat meat and care about climate change.

Sending a strongly worded letter to a guy who can’t read doesn’t seem to be a terribly effective tactic.

Trump and Team: “We’re going to use foreign influence to fuck with our elections again, and ensure that we have blackmail material on our opponent. You know, like we did last time - which arguably gave us the election.”

Oh yes, nothing like sending a stern letter to a guy who has never had to suffer real consequences for his bullshit and is infamous for not being much a reader.