Never have the words “get away from her, you bitch” made me cheer so loudly. <3 Ripley.

100% yes.

gif of lady fighting giant rape metaphor.

Stop!

Gross!

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Perfect. This thread needs a wall of shotgun gifs.

“only God, Darren, and the victim know what happened.”

If the town stands behind him, it seems reasonable that there should be a universal boycott of that town.

Death penalty.

You’re supporting this person way too much. Apparently she’s contradicting her own story, but ignoring that no adult should be leveraging thousands of followers to torment/ruin an entire business with many employees for the sake of getting back at a security guard.

“He hit me in the face and then he started beating me, and my friend Vlad threw him off of me,” she says. “They got into this huge scuffle, they were punching each other. I was getting my mace so I sprayed his girlfriend and then I chased him down the street and sprayed him and they ran off.”

This is unreal. Fuck social media and fuck this girl.

This entire story is complete fucking nonsense. She maced some couple on Halloween and then doesn’t understand why some random security guards wouldn’t be super pumped about helping her.

God I love pears on a sandwich, especially with goat cheese.

I have pears! This is my new plan, thank you!

YES

Some sort of fruit chutney-esque thing would go nicely with that meat, or maybe sauté some apples to soften them a bit and add those in.

my mouth just filled with saliva