ohmygod, that’s the saddest thing I’ve seen today.

Maybe related.

More Marilyn Monroe here. Can't wait to see her next skin

I guess that’s what she wanted, so yay for her. I’d be afraid of anything bumping them, though.

Those pneumatic boobs are giving me sympathy pains. Check your tire pressure, Heidi.

:(

Maybe it hit her “Today”. Better dead than red. Except for bracelets.

On a different note: for the sake of your good ghostname, for the sake of your namesake’s good name and for Pete’s sake you need to inspire your inspiration to make some changes.

Serenity Now is my burlesque name. Maybe’s is Sheddy Page.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

...is a tiny dancer like a small child who takes dance classes?

No it's angels for people ho believe in angels ut don't want you to know, super-natural spiritual stuff.

Is this related to the Tina Turner song? “I’m your tiny dancer, a dancer for money, I’ll do what you want me to do.”

This is perfection.

I’m going to go ahead and assume you’ve never worked a customer service job before.

Can someone who doesn’t pay really be considered a customer?

...so you admit that you scam stores...?

you beautiful, naive land mermaid.