What the hell is she doing with her mouth? Is she doing Kegels?

I reject this theory. I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.

I’ve thought about it for a few minutes now, and I don’t actually want to know :)

I would give anything - ANYTHING - to be her intern who writes tweets for her.

She did fill out just a wee bit. I think she’s getting her adult size.

All the stars for that euphemism.

I know right?!? Sticky downtown business district...ugh.

She used to be super thin. I guess this was a while ago though. I just think she looks really good now.

These people have no imagination:

Thanks! I was trying to find it myself, and I stumbled across these Stodden tweets, which are literally the greatest thing ever;

Really! The way she licks her lips is the absolute best. Nobody I know understands my love for her. I really want to believe the theory that she’s a performance artist in it for the long haul, but honestly, at this point, I just don’t care. Team Stodden.

Are those pics photoshopped, or did Courtney fill out? She looks great. I’m almost getting a Christina Hendricks vibe.

Really? I think she’s fascinating. The way she performs feminine sexuality is so over the top, it’s like a pastiche of achingly naive porn cliches on steroids.

Let’s pray together for her armband to make a comeback.

same

I gotta say her Marilyn knockoff makeup is a lot better than her Anna Nicole knockoff makeup

It’s entirely possible that this is her best life. What were the alternatives?

Is he wearing eye makeup? He looks like a PUA!

Is he wearing makeup? #nojudgement #justcurious

Um...is he supposed to be decidedly straight?