Of course Dean McDermott wasn't "feeling it" with Tori. He thought he was marrying a super-rich heiress and, instead, he's had to work for a living. Quelle comedown! I suppose for a grifter like him, it's not as much fun fucking the golden goose when she stops pushing out golden eggs but keeps pushing out babies to…

And I wonder what lame ass excuse he was using when he was cheating on his first wife??..

Dean should have known better. I mean, look at how long David Silver had to wait for her to give it up.

Uh, Dean, but didn't you cheat on your first wife with Tori? Yeah.

You've sunk pretty low when Corey Feldman has a better single out than yours.

Barbara and Vernon were often put up in hotels when they went to visit Oprah

its a mystery

This does seem to have been an incredibly lengthy humblebrag by the OP to let us know that s/he frequently dines at non-fast food restaurants.

for starters, she worked as a mechanic in WWIi. As well, she's outlasted every other world leader.

Smizing right. Tyra will be proud.

This is my personal favorite.

That's classified.

I don't think I ever recall seeing her smile so big. Usually she looks all stern and stuffy.

I attempted to improve it. Whaddya think?

We all know this is the best picture of the queen:

Outstanding photo, very well done!!!

She's a rock star.

Spartan women exercised before and during pregnancy because they had the not-so-crazy idea that fit bodies resulted in healthy pregnancies and offspring.

....Only if you help me end that hat.

Okay but can I make fun of her boots in the above photo?