NIPPLES!! Thank GOD it doesn't have nipples! Nipples mean it feeds infant others of its kind!

Really? Humans were meant to live on the ocean in boats?

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

This is so terrible. And on the not-even-comparable scale of badness, I am not looking forward to all of the posts about guns vs knives that will come from this.

I had a friend that died because his seat belt trapped him in a burning car, so there you go. Look, it is not like they were holding him out the window while driving drunk down the freeway. Get a grip.

This is ridiculous. They will have probably 6 to 8 police cars shadowing the vehicle they are in at all times. And the baby isn't really going to travel with them that much. He's going to be staying at a hotel/rented house with his nanny

I sat on the freaking front seat armrest between my parents in my dad's Toronado until I was 2. Quit being a bunch of wussies.

Dangerous real life situations rarely pan out the way we picture them in our heads. People who enjoy the power of threatening others generally do not take kindly to "being taught a lesson."

I'm sorry for taking this too seriously if you're just blowing off steam, but if you're actually asking if that's a good idea, that sounds like it could really make him escalate against your friend. Letting her stay at your place for a bit (assuming he doesn't know where you live) might be a better way to help.

Holy shit, you win

Pretty terrible. He already sounds dangerous, and there's no guarantee that you outing him will make him treat her any better.

have you ever considered that maybe he needed to poop really badly and wanted to spare you the onslaught of diarrhea noises coming from the bathroom?

"Neil Patrick Harris, do you know about the early days of the Kimberly diamond mines? Do you know what they did to the native workers who stole diamonds?"

OMG I know. And I hate when people cry after watching Schindler's List. It's like, the holocaust happened years ago and these people aren't even in color.

All the butthurt HIMYM fans just make me think of Stephen King's Misery.

Why does the mother of Mathew Knowles' 4-year-old son require $12k/month in child support? Child support is supposed to assist in supporting 50% of the child's needs, not afford you a better lifestyle than the vast majority of Americans. Obviously this woman is incapable of supporting herself otherwise $2,500/month…

Don't people have the right to change their mind about sex without being publicly shamed for it?

I did a fair amount of oat-sowing my freshman year of college. The school wasn't known for its diversity, and I was one of the few black girls on campus. Since I stuck out like a sore thumb, most of my hookups were followed by a fair deal of boasting and gossip. Depending on your gender, I was commonly referred to as…

As a sexual health educator, we do emphasize the failure rate of both condoms and the pill, but we talk about the "failure" generally being user error or missing pills. Also, condoms don't protect from HPV, whose rates are creeping up in most of these states where girls have been told they will be paralyzed if they…

I went to a Christian middle school where my Bible study teacher was the one responsible for teaching us sex ed which, in retrospect, was kinda progressive...maybe?

It basically went like: sex can lead to STDs, so practice safe sex. The SAFEST sex is abstinence, so if you don't want STDs, abstain. If you must have sex,…