I WAS TRYING TO HELP

Hopefully big enough for a Texas Handbag.

“Deeeear Peeeeenthouse Foooooorum Piiiiissing Coooontest”

Here’s something to soothe you:

Is there room for one more?

It’s good that she’s still so young, hopefully she carves out a happy life for herself when she tires of her Super Sexy Booby Blonde Baby shtick.

I can’t think of any reason, besides stripping, to alter your appearance in this way.

She’s really embracing the upnose shot these days. She loves that angle like she loved those crazy nude heels when she was in London.

Grow up AmyL, bulimia’s so ‘87.

No shit? Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

People are riding those things everywhere. Even Mecca!

It’s gonna look like a half finished buffet lasagna with a wig jammed into it!

“Yup, still there.”

The Sex Iguana shares some camouflage characteristics with the common chameleon.

That poor wee dog has serious eye issues.

*sniff* They grow up so fast.

cork taint

Looks like a stuntmans knee on top of her neck.