They also have some sort of deal of Kris Kardashian.

TMZ has never been successfully sued for libel or defamation.

....so we're not going to be facebook friends or what

Skinny jeans are valid. Totally valid. Not like socks.

SKINNY. FUCKING. JEANS!!! The not-so-stretchy-type. Far more of an ungraceful effort than socks. I find it just causes me to giggle at myself rather than ruining sex though.

Socks can actually be an asset to sex. The first sex I had after my second divorce was with a slightly Aspie but total good guy programmer I picked up at Folsom, and he said he preferred to keep his socks on because cold feet negatively impacted his performance and warm feet demonstrably assisted. I've encouraged…

Or, walk on the wild side... Go Barefoot! Then you're always down for sex.

As I am reading this I am thinking "Good god woman, just leave your fucking socks on then, jesus."

2. Removing socks. Hey, let me just try and hop around naked while I pull a sock printed with dinosaurs off my foot. Especially unsexy when your partner is trying to continue the foreplay by latching onto your nipple while you wrestle with your ankle.

Congratulations, you have failed to appreciate this article.

Anyone have any tips on being a better storyteller?

Which horrible effects would those be? Other than the development of chemical dependence (which is not hard to get over in the case of caffeine) healthy people have virtually nothing to fear from caffeine intake.

They survive on nicotine patches, I believe.

In the (rare) event that psychedelics ever get legalized in some form, I wonder how many of these would switch over to micro-dosing LSD:

Must've been those puny European espresso cups.

Wow. That's a lotta freakin' caffeine!

The philosopher and historian Voltaire reportedly drank 50 - 72 cups per day. I guess they're not under the same kind of pressure these days...