Doesn't matter since the ring already came off my pudding can.

The cake is a lie.

Wait, I'm confused. So, internal affairs was on to them the whole time?

I see a bunch of Dark Helmets

Paul Ryan hasn't found his spine, but he is thinking about maybe putting up some posters, eventually.

One of the amazing things about the Trump administration is their bench. Even they lose assholes like Preibus, Spicey and The Mooch, and star assholes like Bannon, Conway and Sessions are various degrees of beleaguered, they can call out the reserve assholes like Miller to come out hard against decency, respect and…

To be fair, most of their resources had been going to imprisoning minorities for non-violent crimes, so this might be an improvement.

Fellow Mass resident, I switched to an all renewable service when the bill came through allowing you to choose your provider and my bill actually went down.

Jesus wept, will ya look at that…

"This might not seem like a lot, but further substracting from this number could dissuade bright young business minds from choosing private equity as a career, he says." From your lips to god's ears, buddy.

I've been following her run. She seems awesome, and her opponent is a few feathers away from being Foghorn Leghorn.

I'm no sociologist, but I imagine the powerlessness that comes with poverty is incredibly difficult for men (and women of course, but we're talking about masculinity) of all colors since we're all pretty much raised to be "in charge" and "providers" and all that. Since minorities are more likely to experience poverty,…

I known two. One was your stereotypical meathead bro, who I didn't laugh at because he had a really short fuse and could have ripped me in half like a phone book. He was fired his stockroom job at J. Crew for screaming at a fellow employee in front of customers. Obviously a true paragon of masculinity and a leader of…

It's certainly the only time anyone has called my desk-jockeying ass a "warrior."

Star Wars Episode X: The Day After Trevorrow

To be fair, a lot of the on screen text is already yellow.

Oh, that Tommy Cooper!

It wasn't good, but tons of people (myself included) saw it, and it's not like you can ask for your ticket not to count towards the box office because you found the whole thing a pointless mishmash of several better films.

It's a fairly precipitous decline after King got hit by that van.

And fans of the Dark Tower books already had to deal with the last three Dark Tower books. They've suffered enough.