Bah, he can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

That's the more traditional stale bread/almonds color than the bright red American version (which I personally prefer.)

Amen.

See also: The Brink

I will admit that the only thing lazier than the AV Club's political content is their food content.

I dunno, he'd have to have written at least one terrible "For Our Consideration" to even be…um, considered.

Eh, it's been done.

To be fair, he came pretty damned close.

Someone took their Centrum Silver!

"Awww, lookit his little sooty face! And the tiny broom! Who's a big chimney sweep? Who's a big chimney sweep? You are!"

That Jay-Z is a menace!

I'm declaring Martian Law!

Based on my time in Georgia, most southerners wouldn't think twice about saying "I drunk the water."

I was in a county jail.

McCloud!

None for me, no.

I did a week in jail back in 2002, just kinda hung around played some cards and worked out. Oh, and I read Stephen King's "Insomnia," but other than that it was okay.

Yeah! Nuts to their empathy!

I just meant cultivating a sense of exclusivity, not a comment on their actual hipness.

He's such a tool, like a less likable Shia LaBeouf.