Really, I watch that show all the time.

Sally Waxman?

Nah, people with soy allergies are just attention seeking hypochondriacs who will immediately admit that they can eat "some soy, but the person who gives their dog reiki told them they shouldn't eat too much of it" once they're told the thing the want to order has soy in it.

"Gee boss, do you think it's popular and acclaimed because a bunch of really talented writers and performers made a show, that despite being about the travails of a cartoon horse, is perhaps the best examination of depression ever aired on television?"
"Nah, people just like dark comedies, like that megahit,…

No, Dick Cheney eats an 8 year old and stays up all night on the toilet.

He was decent in Coriolanus.

I like FJM, but this is an accurate burn.

As a fan of Billy Collins poetry, I did not find that fact particularly fun.

I can tell by your Body Language that the very idea has left you Shattered.

Wait, what? "Everybody turn around while I make this manhattan. No peeking, or it goes right down the drain!"

I'm 90% sure their bourbon is Jim Beam, and no, you shouldn't drink it.

I remember the one from the 80's with Linda Hamilton as the Beast.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I'm glad a terrible African-American actor is finally getting the chance to fail upwards. Too long have the Chris Pine's and Sam Worthington's taken all the bad acting roles from hard-working minority bad actors.

I totally expected this to be one of those NY Times Trend pieces where the writer was totally getting trolled by a snarky teen, not an actual article of clothing.

Yeah, but like 80% are stridemother bots.

One of the theatres near me was recently hosting "An Evening with Dawes." I started laughing like an idiot when I saw it and tried to explain why it was funny to my fiance, who reminded me that I'm very lucky she's agreeing to marry me.

Yet it sold for over a billion dollars. What's a bubble? - the investment community

Don't blame me, I voted for Duke Phillips!
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I'm working for a female coworker today, and when she asked me I said "Taking it off for the strike?" and she just gave me a blank look. She just has to take her kid to an appointment.