Ha, take that Schilling, ya dumb fuck!

Do studios think we want these movies to take three hours? Are there idiots somewhere complaining that stupid action movies are too short?

Remind me which group enslaved which, because it will effect my answer.

At least Trump has yet to master "The Evil Eye."

It's an Easy D.

I didn't know I wanted this, but now I can't live it without it.

Eh, you don't keep your idiots around if they're no longer useful.

Maybe he has a cold.

I will say this for the National Review and Red State, I don't agree with them often, but they have both been anti-Trump since day one.
Also, John freakin' Yoo called him unhinged, so the wheels do really seem to be coming off the cart.

Evan Mcmullin and…I'm out of ideas.

Hell, if I saw one of the old W. ones, I'd have to admit, "kinda."

It does…a bit.

I'll never know what it meant for young African-Americans to see the first black president elected, so I'll assume this is more than a cash grab for Chance. That said, the "Malia" one seems a little weird.

His Netflix comedy special had some weirdly regressive bits about gays and women.

If every MBA was just rounded up and forced to work a chain gang for a decade, we'd be a much better country 10 years later, right?

I dunno, if he finishes that wall, you know he's gonna go for a Death Star.

Bannon is using Hannah Arendt's books as a blueprint.

I remember this article. It's a, let's call it…ambitious bit of social engineering to say the very least. Not surprised that it hasn't been terribly successful.

He's like something F Scott Fitzgerald would have seen looming out of the shadows when the DT's started to kick in.

You can always tell a joke on Rifftrax because it will fall flat. -The opinion I have very sadly come to.