Yeah, calling that movie mediocre is an insult to mediocrity.

'My Favorite Mongol" is the show they should have made.

He's a decent writer, but Kvothe is the biggest Mary Sue in the history of fiction.

There were no survivors.

I'm assuming a "Philly Taco" is a euphemism for something sexual and/or racist.

It's pretty funny that at one of the more high-stakes dinners of the year, most people grapple with a meal that they never otherwise cook.

Eh, I love New York and all, but I also like living where it doesn't smell like urine all the time.

He was named for his uncle Zorba

Very true, it was the Benguiat of the 00's. Still seems a little epic for a turkey, though.

This is quite the advertisement article! But why are they using Star Wars Prequel font?

That's a really dumb song that I kinda like.

Schlocky yes, but also crazy in a way that separates them from typical shitty filmmakers.

It's a hell of beach.

You've seen "Fateful Findings", I trust?

Such a wonderfully messed up book.

Ironically, one of the reasons we started torturing is because it is really effective, at getting someone to lie. With enough pressure you can get anyone to say anything, hell you can practically get them to believe it.
It's just terrible for extracting information.

That didn't aid my comprehension, no.

This guy sounds like a jerk, but I'm a moderately savvy pop culture consumer who didn't remember who Varg was until the commentariat reminded me. A quick recap in the article wouldn't have been out of place, I suppose.

Well, barring felons from voting is another insidious tactic for black disenfranchisement.

"Watch a recovering alcoholic take her first drink in 22 years!"