The latter of course being a requisite for the former.

I can't hear you. Hang on, let me let you out of that locker. There we go, now, what were you saying?

Don't encourage him.

Isn't there? His old friends don't recognize him when he's Hyde. It's much more metaphorical than presented in something like "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" but I thought there was a physical aspect to it as well.

He was great as Garibaldi, didn't know he was on the cesspit that is TRN, but 60 is way too young. RIP.

That Dax Shephard is going places!

The last page of his copy just had a small mirror.

Did you know that Obama has been getting free housing AND money from the government for EIGHT years?!!

"We gave them the bare minimum necessities to stave off starvation and exposure while subjecting them to brutal punishments, the constant threat of separation from their loved ones, and a near total restriction on their personal agency, and this is the thanks we get?"

Obviously not.

Yeah, I shaved mine last summer during a heat wave and devastated to find out I wasn't instantly other side of the pillow cool.

He doesn't know it now, but if he were to learn it, then he would have always known it.

Yeah, Crooked Shillery didn't step one foot in 'Nam!

I'm a honey and fire ants guy myself, but I can respect your position.

Great article Craig!
I have to say, most of my experience with the Howling franchise is turning one or another of them on in the middle of their runtime and immediately thinking, "what the fuck is this?"

Because it's 5000 years ago and the sky father made a deal with a local tribe for protection if they mutilate their genitals.

Peter Berg is an ass.

This reminds of that incredibly damning New Yorker article with the ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal", the people who need to hear it aren't listening. I'm pretty sure Trump could be caught with a dead girl or a live boy at this point and it wouldn't change anyone's mind.
Hell, Clinton would literally have to pull…

Hey, that's how America was started!*

That's why we're building that Death Star and deporting the Biebs back to the frozen tundra.