I saw one of those in public the other day, you'll be glad to know it looks stupid in real life too.

Well, we do have female motorists, C.C.

Eh, they've got some pretty sexy sheep.

I'd prefer his name stood along side Xavier Mertz who died, raving and shitting himself, in Antarctica, from, among other things, eating too many dogs.

By Pluto's cock, it sure is!

I've liked Gibney's films that I've seen, but not enough to drive to an entirely different building to see them. See ya' on HBO "Zero Days".

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

"Pew! Pew! Pew!"
"Whoosh!"

I imagine passing it might be more difficult than consuming it.

That's some Kanye level rhyming right there.

Given the state of this one, maybe we should just leave other planets alone.

Wow, you called it.

Guess they should Zika 'nother venue!

"an embarrassing form of career suicide." -NY Times

Honey, where's my good plague doctor mask?

Oh, I knew they pulled it, but I must have missed the apology.

"They" being the staff or the commenters?

"Who?" -America's teens and twenty somethings.

Huh, for some reason I thought McCown was news editor, but it's Katie Rife, whose stuff is usually less sarcastic for sarcastic's sake than some of the other writers.

The Alex McCown era will represent a high water mark in snark and a low point in journalistic quality.