Shaq was in Cuba.

Watch yourself, councilor.

I liked GotG, but the bad guys speechifying kinda seemed like Venture Bros villains I was expected to take halfway seriously.

Tell that to Gracchus Babeuf!

Or kids with a report due in the morning.

You think those are just regular jeans he's wearing as Kevin Smith shorts?

Here ya go…
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Yeah, pretty good one, too.

He's absolutely fascinating.

And in fairness to Akiva Goldsman, he's a hack.

Hey look it's Prince, back when he was a chubby little white kid…see him there in the purple…

Some of your best work.

That's certainly trivial, but I'm not sure it rises to the level of trivia.

That's an amazing turnout

I did like Hush, but this is still gonna suck.

As the scion of a concrete and barbed wire empire, I heartily endorse this idea.

Man, making this crappy movie sure is depressing.

Not really, a great director can improve on or change a shitty script, but a crappy director can easily ruin a good script.
I think auteur theory gets overblown a bit, but film really is a director's medium.

I guess when you consider over-fishing and pollution, the most dangerous sea-creature is Blake Lively.

Them and those rapey dolphins. Mammals are the real monsters of the deep.