Andy Zaltzman?

I'll admit, if someone has an anime avatar, I'm predisposed to expect stupidity. It's definitely a prejudice, but it's fairly well earned.

Yes, all the fucking time, apparently.

I always get to these discussions late, but I'm always glad to see you here talking truth to stupid.

Remember when Cary Fukunaga was going to direct this and it might have been good?

King has pretty much said that that scene was written by cocaine.

This article is really giving the Disqus Downvote Exposer a workout.

"But why can't you just be happy?"

Agreed. They've always seemed aimed at the 13 year old set. Too purient for kids but too stupid for adults, but I've only the seen the first one and heard tales of how very bad the sequels became.

That would be a Duketastrophe!

Megan Fox didn't marry Len Wiseman.

Yes, when will Damon weigh in?

Gonk!

The walking Dead could learn a lot from Game of Thrones.

I feel like three people can be a movement if they're loud enough on Twitter.

It's nice that we don't just ignore the little cliques of wackos who go on Twitter to deride everything and instead give them a forum to make their points seem more legitimate and less like a few isolated idiots having a tantrum.

I was wondering if someone would call me on this. AV Club's got its head on a swivel!

Ah, Crabes de Jean D'arc! Your bouche will be tres amused!

Oh baby ewe, ewe got what I need…

Don't try and confuse things with half-truths and gorilla dust!