Jesus, I know it's such a complex issue and leaving isn't often easy or even possible, but I wish every woman was able to leave for good after strike one. I don't know any guys who have hit a woman once. I know guys who have never hit a woman and guys who have hit women.

-DJ Jazzy Jeff Mangum

I think he has way more ammo against Clinton than Bernie. Trump is the simply the dark, nativist, "no nothing" side of the Bernie coin. They're both candidates saying "Something has to change, now!" Hillary has to convince people to stay the course, and that she's righting the ship that's been hijacked. I'm terrified…

It's really like asking "What kind of cancer would you like?"

OR they?

I mostly didn't like it, but he's really an auteur. I can spot a Cameron Crowe movie from like frame 1.

I came from a 'ard days work 'a bootblackin' to this 'ere "Spring Break" down in this vile burg of "Ampa"

I had to upgrade the computer my dad had gotten me from his office…from 2 to 4 megs of RAM. It cost like a year of mowed lawns.

It was a real Rupert Murdoch wearing a Steve Jobs turtleneck with a healthy bit of R.W. Hearst “You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war." thrown in. We all got it, but it wasn't compelling. Your version wherein the media baron is a pawn for a darker interest is a much better idea. Bond is at its worst…

Pryce's character's plan is so borIng. I know it's supposed to be quite clever and satirical, but it's really hard to care about.

Wooo! Art history minor paying off in Final Jeopardy! Money well spent.

I wish he'd made those movies, but Palpatine is a terrible analog for Caesar. Caesar was a war hero from one of the most important families in Rome, Palpatine is a senator from bumfuck Naboo.

A lot about Wizards should have been changed.

Wait, so all animated cats know each other?

I watch Jeopardy at the bar I work with the sound off, while I'm working, so I really don't notice the contestant's personalities. Why is Buzzy so hated? It can't just be the stupid glasses.

Thank you. I felt back in 2008 like so many of my friends were watching a different campaign, I was excited but they were in love.

I've said for months that I wanted Cruz to win the nomination since he was always far too unlikely to win the general.

M-O-O-N that spells wall.

Yeah, I'll wear my nose plug and pull the lever. I don't think Hillary will make this country much better, but she is stemming a tide of alt-right insanity.

Thanks for reading!