“But we won’t say it to your face in WI because we want you to finish ringing up our 4 cases of Spotted Cow for the ride home thx.” - Minnesotan

A lot of people can see shaking hands when it isn’t over as bad luck. Unless the handshake equals a concede, as in if it were to 3 and the Japanese player was wrong, offering the handshake was on him rather than on the winner. In some games/scenes typing “gg” in a game is an affirmation of concession, like in SC2. In…

OH LOOK ANOTHER VIDEO WITH BLUE AND PINK LIGHTING. Starboy! What Do You Mean! Work (ft Drake)! and so on.

Next game we get to play as Ganondorf right? Pretty sure the story of him and his lil band of thieves managing to get him into the Sacred Realm and claiming the Triforce and all that jazz would be a very neat theme. He doesn’t have to kill a Link so you won’t make any kids cry, and it could really expand the narrative.

Another window into the fact that your enemies are poor loser schmucks with shit lives who will fall for an MLM scam, juice cleanse diet, or political propaganda and not always just pure evil. Now the ones who create the MLM scams, branded cleanse diets, and political propaganda ARE pure evil and fuck them for preying…

The Golden State Watlanta Falclintonsaint-Germaindians. 

No, the Spurs are a better defensive team when he’s off the court because

That wheel blew apart before the manhole. It looked like he had a flat for a few seconds before failure too?

Idk every time someone jokes about “____ awareness” I think of Breast Cancer, and every time someone hashtags “____ ____ matter” I think of BLM and the fact that it “made it” into permanent American consciousness. These things, as insensitive as they are point to the fact that BLM in the span of a few months blew up…

Underpaid terminal worker? You bet he knows how to not get injuries that he will pay for out of pocket.

No, it isn’t.

Yeah the first one the defender is out of control, that’s an easy penalty. Doesn’t matter if he trips or dives, he gets in the way of the player’s right to the ball. Stay on your feet

The mail ally one is about people being fake ass allies to women. Note the mentions of trying to carry things for them or giving an unwanted “helpful” shoulder rub. And the whole self promotion of it. It was one of the best posts of the day

Not one mention of “locker room talk”

Comon. It’s a thing. Even if it is done by turd sandwiches, it happens.

Some Play Equipment salesman just won the national award

Hey some commenters who get it!

It’s 700 words about MEN BEING SHITTY ALLIES and boasting about how allied they are only on days like today. The “Postal Carriers” are Women, and the narrator is a fake ass man talking about how much he loves womyn’s issues HOLY FUCK ARE YOU BLIND TO SYMBOLISM

I like how you both made a very insightful connection yet missed the point of the article. The mail/male thing is just to distract the idiots, and is not the real satire here. So it’s strange, you should get it but you were so distracted by the chance to hate on someone that you were unable to appreciate the argument…

Funny how everyone knew this for a decade now, yet the league waits until JUUUUUST after the Las Vegas announcement to tell us all that PHX is gonna have to move.

We can only speculate on how it will affect them. They are basically in a war between their marketing characters and their actions in the social space. What I mean is, we can argue as adults all we want about it, but what is the effect on young people who are growing up where sharing online is normal? If I could try…