Other than both being of retirement age and making content about cars, I’m not sure those two have all that much in common. Clarkson is all about extreme snark and punching down; Leno is mostly about ‘gee, I just love this stuff’.

Anyone driving faster than you is a maniac.  Anyone driving slower than you is a moron.

First thought was ‘what mad lad made a Chrysler 300 into a convertible coupe??’ My god that’s hideous.

Luxury is expensive, that’s the only requirement. Crab and Lobster were considered commoner food until rich people decided it was cool to eat water bugs and now it’s a luxury item. Not because water bugs improved over the last 100 years but because the price went up and nothing more.

Hangar queen if she doesn’t have many airframe hours.

Pfft. This is America. Walking ain’t an option.
Go back to Europe, you socialist. 

Tis a shame that nature has not figured out a way to cross short to medium distances in an arid climate efficiently...

I seem to remember they are hydraulic drive

I read “rolling sno-cat the he tried to get back into” and immediately thought about the fact that all the sno cats I’ve seen you have to climb over the tracks to get into the cab. So, he was basically running on a treadmill... until he wasn’t.

makes sense considering GM, Ford and Stellantis gave up on making cars.

What could be more Saudi Prince than scrapping an entire plane because the guy they originally ordered it from died before the extensive interior remodeling could be completed? “What, you expect me to fly on HIS plane? A hand-me-down?? What am I, Egyptian???”

From what I can tell, they seem to hate her because she’s black, American, and doesn’t come from very old money, which somehow makes her unworthy of marrying a royal.

I heard that cars of this model built in late spring tend to have defects.

That's almost certainly what it was. A fall and striking something hard, like a table corner or a railing.  

Remember when sub-8 minutes was a good time?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I don’t know about this one.  It seems a bit of a grey area calling it “street legal” or even it being considered a production car.  Sure a few will be made but since it’s just a street modified Formula 1 car for billionaires it’s an apple to oranges comparison with any other car no matter how fast it is.

Does not make sense imho, sedan vs. suv, ~2,1 ton vs. ~2,7 ton.

Just over 17 kWs per hour at 60 mph. Similar to the Etron GT, which makes sense.  Higher than Tesla.

Gasley think differently.

You can buy brand new Lesjöfors springs for about $100 each to avoid time spent chasing down non-corroded springs. Sachs shocks are a reasonable ~$60 each.